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JONAH HILL plays Charles Martin

Dear Diary,

Today was not a good one..! my boss seems to think I can go all day without a break.
He might be able to.. Plus I like having a chat in the coffee room or just getting some fresh  air. I was so hungry by the time I left the office I stopped in at Pizza Hut and had a great pizza it  was the best pizza I had ever had in my life. I'm a changed man now.


NICK FROST plays Tom Higgins

Dear Diary,

Today was just like any another day. I got out of bed and got ready for work, but on my way to work I met someone… someone I clicked with straight away. She had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.. like WOW...!  her name is Joanne Martin.. wow. We spoke for ages, but sadly I had to go to work so I had to leave... but I did get her number.

As I had spent so long talking to Joanne I arrive at at work 30 minutes late. I tried to sneak in without the boss seeing me (He saw me) He called me to his office. I was thinking I was just expecting the worst... such as being fired or something on the lines of that. 
I was so nervous of what he was going to say to me. He said "Tom… Ive been very very disappointed lately because of … all our employees not working as hard as you and I'm going to give you a promotion." 

Wow again .. could today get any better I flipped out. I was so happy. Then he dismissed me, so I went to my desk was started working and very happy guy.

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